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Did someone say Bikini Bottom Twerk team ?
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Anonymous asked: 愛: Are you currently dating?＠: Ever felt attracted to the opposite sex before?ヽ(ﾟДﾟ)ﾉ: Have you ever wanted to flip a table before? If so, why?(⌒.−): Are there times where you wish to go back in time and redo or fix something you regret?(;° ロ°): Have you ever lost your wallet or purse?♀: Tell me something that turns you on.
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how-far-to-asgaard: Amuse me.
Put a symbol in my ask - the "wtf are these...
ω: Have you ever dyed your hair? If so, what color(s)?
【・ヘ・?】: Ever tripped in front a bunch of people?
＊: When was the last time you tied your hair up? (if your hair is long enough)
愛: Are you currently dating?
＠: Ever felt attracted to the opposite sex before?
ヽ(ﾟДﾟ)ﾉ: Have you ever wanted to flip a table before? If so, why?
(⌒.−): Are there times where you wish to go back in time and redo or fix something you regret?
(;° ロ°): Have you ever lost your wallet or purse?
♀: Tell me something that turns you on.
♂: Tell me something that turns you off.
≋: Post a picture of yourself.
⅚: Post the link if your current favorite song.
ღ: Post a gif of what you're currently feeling right now.
≘: Have you ever watched the sun rise?
➍: Ever been to a concert? Was it fun?
（．＿．）: Do you think you are an awkward person?
싫: Any piercings?
ℨ: If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go?
reblog this if you want 1 message that will make...
Everyone chooses someone over me.
I’m not anyone’s first choice. I’m not anyone’s favorite. People may tell me I mean a lot to them and that I’m special to them but I know there’s someone they will always choose over me.
ohshitwrongdroids: I found this gif like five minutes ago and am still laughing at it
caressmydickinyourmouthbecausei: wish i had more nocturnal friends
When you meet someone who gets your sense of humor...
I’m actually really worried that nobody will ever fall in love with me.
god: hey baby
god: did it hurt
god: when you fell from heaven?
satan: you're a fucking dick
satan: and let band merch be really, really expensive and overpriced.
Tell a girl she can't touch her bellybutton with...
maleminded: Thank me later
"You're so.." finish it in my ask.
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Let's get weird.
1: Let’s start with a tricky one; what is the real reason you are confused right now?
2: Do you ever get “good morning” texts from anyone?
3: If your significant other smoked pot, would you care?
4: Do you find it easy to trust others?
5: What were you doing at 11PM last night?
6: You’re drunk and lost walking down the road; who is with you?
7: What would you do if you found out you had been cheated on?
8: Are you close with your dad?
9: I bet you kissed someone last night, right?
10: What are you listening to?
11: You can only drink ONE liquid for the rest of your life - what is it?
12. Do you like hickeys?
13: What time do you go to bed?
14: Is there someone who continuously lets you down?
15: Can you text as quickly with one hand as you do both?
16: Do you always answer your texts?
17: Do you hate the person you fell the hardest for?
18: When was the last time you talked to one of your best friends?
19: Is there someone that makes you happy every time you see them?
20: What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?
21: Is anyone else in the room with you?
22: Do you believe what goes around comes around?
23: Were you happier four months ago than you are now?
24: Is there someone you wish you could fix things with?
25: In the past week, have you cried?
26: What colour is the shirt you are wearing?
27: Do people ever call you by your last name?
28: Is anyone ignoring you right now?
29: Do you have a best friend?
30: Would it be hard seeing someone else kiss the last person you kissed?
31: Who was your last call from?
32: Are you mad at anyone?
33: Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
34: How old will the last person you kissed be on his/her next birthday?
35: How many more days until your birthday?
36: Do you have any summer plans yet?
37: Do you have any good friends of the opposite sex?
38: Are you keeping anything from your best friend(s) now?
39: Do you have a secret that you’ve never told anyone?
40: Have you ever regretted kissing someone?
41: Do you think age matters in relationships?
42: Are you available?
43: How many people have you had real, strong feelings for since high school ended?
44: If you had to get a piercing (not ears), what would you get?
45: Do you believe exes can be friends?
46: Do you regret anything?
47: Honestly, what’s on your mind right now?
48: Did you ever lose a best friend?
49: Was your last kiss a mistake?
50: Why aren’t you pursuing the person you like?
51: Has the last person you kissed ever seen you cry?
52: Do you still talk with the person you LAST kissed?
53: What was the last thing you ate?
54: Did you get any compliments today?
55: Where are you going on your next vacation?
56: Do you own anything from other countries?
57: Are most of your friend guys or girls?
58: Where have you lived most of your life?
59: When was the last time you took a long drive?
60: Have you ever played Spin the Bottle?
61: Have you ever TPd someone’s house?
62: Who do you text the most?
63: What was the last movie you saw?
64: What’s preventing your current boyfriend/girlfriend from going back to their ex?
65: How many boyfriends/girlfriends did you have in 2010?
66: Is the last person you kissed younger than you?
67: Do you curse around your parents?
68: Are you happy with where you live?
69: Do you collect anything?
70: What’s your favourite colour?
71: Does the last song you listened to remind you of anyone?
72: Has anyone ever cheated on you?
73: What are your plans for tomorrow?
74: Do you have siblings over the age of twenty-one?
75: Does your last ex have a job?
76: What would you do if you found out your most recent ex was in a relationship?
77: Where is your cellphone?
78: What colour is your cellphone?
79: What did you dream of last night?
80: Are you atheist?
81: Will you change your name when you get married?
82: Are you ready for autumn weather?
83: Have you had any big storms recently?
84: What kind of bottoms are you wearing?
A boner is a terrible thing to waste.
Anonymous asked: Post a picture of yourself.