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pegthepatriarchy:

Eat that pussy and be grateful. There’s starving nice guys in fedoras who don’t have any.

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foodtrucker:

waking up and getting up are two very very different things

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grodus:

true friendship is being comfortable enough to openly discuss pornography with each other

(Source: drgero)

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teenytigress: SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY Zoom

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

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to the people who are following me

  • thank you
  • im sorry

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indiandaughter:

i’ll pay you $7 to have a crush on me

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(Source: tepulohoney)

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aquaticwonder: Eternal

aquaticwonder:

Eternal

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castiel-in-a-sherlocked-tardis: ofdarklands: absens: shavingryansprivates: when everyone forgot how to play hockey at the same time I don’t even like hockey but this made me laugh so hard I think I ruptured something #ALWAYS REBLOG THAT GUY DRAMATICALLY HITTING THE CAMERA LIKE HE’S BEEN SHOT IN A COP SHOW OH MY FUCKING GOD I CAN’T BREATHE

castiel-in-a-sherlocked-tardis:

ofdarklands:

absens:

shavingryansprivates:

when everyone forgot how to play hockey at the same time

I don’t even like hockey but this made me laugh so hard I think I ruptured something

#ALWAYS REBLOG THAT GUY DRAMATICALLY HITTING THE CAMERA LIKE HE’S BEEN SHOT IN A COP SHOW

OH MY FUCKING GOD I CAN’T BREATHE

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